Me: In a couple years would you like to bear my children
Her: What
Me: is that a yes
Her: What

Why is it so much easier to write a 20 paragraph tumblr post than a one page essay for an English class…

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29 Jan 12 at 9 pm

When you see an ask that has noticeably incorrect spelling, the question is extremely specific, and the response is something along the lines of “OMGGGG WHO ARE YOU WHO IS THIS I MUST KNOW YOUR NAME?!” it’s pretty obvious that person asked themselves the question.

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29 Jan 12 at 9 pm

(Source: sharance, via carissaaaaaaaaa)

I’ve always wanted to take a nude couple photo with my significant other. Nothing dirty and too revealing, more like a beautiful work of art revealing the heated passion we have when we’re together.

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29 Jan 12 at 9 pm
tags: MAN UP 

Crying isn’t a bad thing, but to be upfront, some people cry way too easily and way too much; whether it be from reading a “touching” tumblr post, watching a fictional romance movie, or some other questionable reason to shed a tear, I don’t understand why people cry over the smallest things. It’s just somewhat embarrassing witnessing what little truth people can handle before they start sobbing a river. 

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29 Jan 12 at 4 pm

i’m tired of seeing people throw up cinnamon vomit while i walk down the street